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American Horror Story: Freakshow | Fallen Angel x

So buzz about the internet is that THIS is actually a fanmade teaser.
Which would explain why the CG on the wings looks so flat and static, and well…butt.

I mean yeah, neat little promo, the ‘reveal’ does look a little more convincing, but guys no…

Also as spooky as puppet wings would be, you can see in the first couple shots the lack of well…armature. And again, sure, spooky bodyhorror bleeding, but it’s unpractical to put your victim in a dress that she’s gotta pull on over her head, and somehow over dem wings. I mean, unless of course, she’s never gonna change her clothing and just casually bleed onto the back of it until it becomes so obvious to the audience that ‘lol hey her dress is gross’
But I digress.
Sure, we all remember going to shitty carnivals and harassing our parents to take us into the freak show only to get bamboozled by some lady who is part snake or some nonsense, just casually sitting in a too dark to see room, so it looks convincing enough. We didn’t need ‘proof’ as kids, however…I think in the case of “Fallen Angel” the audience going to see her would want her to do a little turn on the catwalk, proving how not fake the wings are. Not an easy task when they’re just bodyhorror puppets. I mean for heaven’s sake last season we had Minotaur man and a headless, albeit enchanted, LaLaurie. Previously we’ve had horrible experiments on psych patients and terrible ghosts of varying degrees of ICK running around. We didn’t need proof of it - it was rubbed right in our faces. It wasn’t just someone holding the strings.

Spooky, yet flawed teaser.

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the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

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guys…look what we did :D

(Source: thewritersramblings)

vargskelethor:

As requested by fans, I made a metal song about skeletons, this is the single from the album. It’ll also feature songs about pirate skeletons, Skeletor and if or mummies are technically spooky skeletons or not.

REANIMATED FROM THE DEAD
HE’LL RIP OFF YOUR GODDAMN HEAD
EYES ROLL BACK IN HIS HEAD
FOR HE IS RISEN FROM THE LIVING DEAD
SKELETON RIP MY SOUL APART
SCREAMING DEATH FOR MY EVIL HEART
RATTLE MY BONES FOR THIS HELLISH CAUSE
TO APPEASE THE SKELETONS JAWS

WITH THE SKELETONS DRAWING NEAR
I BEGIN TO FEEL FEAR
OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO
WILL THESE SKELETONS MAKE ME INTO STEW?
GUNS AND BULLETS WONT WORK
IT MAKES SKELETONS GO BERSERK
SOMETIMES THEY’RE PIRATES
SOMETIMES THEY’RE NOT
BUT GODDAMN THERE SURE IS A FUCKING LOT

SKELETONS WANNA KILL ME TONIGHT
WITH THESE WORDS THEY’LL BE THE FINAL I WRITE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHASED BY A GROUP OF SKELETONS?

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK GODDAMN HOLY SHIT I’M OUTTA LUCK
SKELETONS, FUCKING SKELETONS CHASING AFTER ME
DEATH IS A GUARANTEE

RATTLE ME BONES

BEING CHASED BY A GHOUL THAT SHIT AINT COOL

SKELETONS WANNA KILL ME TONIGHT
THESE WORDS WILL BE THE LAST I WRITE

micdotcom:

Haunting photos of Chernobyl, 28 years after nuclear disaster

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Death Wish Coffee

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?? I can’t tell if this is cool or horrible and a gimmick

sceptiquebleu

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE COFFEE I’VE ALWAYS WANTED

I HAVE FOUND THE ONE

I’M READY TO SETTLE DOWN

COME TO PAPA

This is some great coffee, gotta say.

Also, they totally have single serve cups too…

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