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Sure, it’s a cool monster in theory. I guess. Mannequins are scary. However, it honestly looks like a cluster of bad CG. Sure it moves well enough, but it doesn’t look like it even FITS into the environment. Like in old cartoons. You always knew what objects could and would be interacted with. Usually involved whatever it was being brighter colored then the background, etc etc.

This thing, it just looks stupid. Granted the whole movie was just a pile of retcon stupid.

“Oh second movie! About Heather, technically third game but no one will notice if we add Pyramid Head, that’s all the fans want to see right? Worked well last time!Okay, okay we need monsters! Uhhhh….didn’t Heather face some mannequins or something? Lets make one! But…scarier! And-And have it touch boobs. Cause boobs are awesome. What if like…it had a bunch of heads! That would be scary! Or kinda looked like a spider! People don’t like spiders right?

What was that one boss from Three? Scarlet? Wait no that was from Homecoming the The Saw/Hostel simulator. Shit. Uh…Well make her into our monster anyway! Will please the fans cause we’re adding more game stuff about a videogame movie YEAH!

Okay uh…how can we make more people watch this…ROMANCE! Yeah, that Vincent kid, he can fall in love with Heather, or…vice versa or both. Both is good. SHH, I don’t care if he’s actually related in this version, it’s a LOVE story! With Horror!

Oh, oh can we change some stuff? Like you know, first movie didn’t work too well, what if that lady was related to her — yeah, yeah like that. That works nice. No, I don’t care if everyone is now related to Heather, SHUSH, it’s fine! No one is going to really notice that. It’s fine. Put Pyramid Head in and it will be just fine.

Shit, wasn’t there like a bad Heather or something. What was her name…uh…Emo Heather, yeah that’s it. Yeah, gotta make sure to add her in there. Make up? Uh…I don’t know lot of eyeliner or something. Make her pale. Oh, she kind of looks like a panda now. Hm. Yeah, okay add some under her nose…yeah - yeah just like that. Looks good.

Plot holes, what do you mean plot holes! The fans will love it! It’s just like the games all convoluted and confusing! Come on! I mean we can’t give them all the answers, have to pose questions instead! The games did that. I did my homework. Went on the Wiki and everything. They had this awesome page about alternate dimensions. I think we can use that somewhere.

Guys. Guys, listen. I think this is going to be so awesome.”

And then the Silent Hill 3D movie was made…

…all was lost.

(Source: addyaddyaintgotnodaddy)

antfish:

natsufatsu:


Remember these?
Snake: Invisibility
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Dragon: Combustion
Rabbit: Super Speed
Monkey: Animorph
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength 
Horse: Healing
Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis 
Dog: Immortality

“JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“ONE MORE THING!”
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antfish:

natsufatsu:

Remember these?

Snake: Invisibility

Rat: Motion to the Motionless

Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes

Sheep: Astral Projection

Dragon: Combustion

Rabbit: Super Speed

Monkey: Animorph

Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance

Ox: Super Strength 

Horse: Healing

Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis 

Dog: Immortality

“JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“ONE MORE THING!”

(Source: kurt-daddy)

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